Does Kroenke wear a wig?
Posted by: Willy (IP Logged)
Date: 18 October, 2013 08:44

Sorry if this has already come up but his barnet doesn't quite match his tash...

Re: Does Kroenke wear a wig?
Posted by: Gööfle11 (IP Logged)
Date: 18 October, 2013 10:04

I think he has an artificial moustache.



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Re: Does Kroenke wear a wig?
Posted by: SuperRob (IP Logged)
Date: 18 October, 2013 10:41

Maybe both?

Re: Does Kroenke wear a wig?
Posted by: celine dion (IP Logged)
Date: 18 October, 2013 10:54

Tom is absolutely right. that is his real hair, but Ive read on the internet that he deliberately wears a false moustache, to evade the tax authorities.

Re: Does Kroenke wear a wig?
Posted by: Flava (IP Logged)
Date: 18 October, 2013 11:22

This is the type of thread we need on AT, top class.

I think it's a wig.

Who would sport a better wig, Ramsey or Wilshere and which should wear a DM wig?

Re: Does Kroenke wear a wig?
Posted by: SuperRob (IP Logged)
Date: 18 October, 2013 11:42

On the subject... Does Arsene wear a wig?

Re: Does Kroenke wear a wig?
Posted by: Padre Pio (IP Logged)
Date: 18 October, 2013 12:12

I dont think Arsene wears a wig but I swear he is having the same coiffeur as Bill Clinton



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Re: Does Kroenke wear a wig?
Posted by: hippogunner (IP Logged)
Date: 18 October, 2013 22:00

Kronke wears a toupee which is derived from the Apache word teepee which is a type of tent therefore what Kronke wears is a hair-tent.

A wig is what Cher wears.

Re: Does Kroenke wear a wig?
Posted by: Willy (IP Logged)
Date: 18 October, 2013 23:17

Surely if there was a gender divide between wig/toupee users then wig is the more manly phrase.

A fake moustache, hadn't considered that. Something is certainly wrong with that picture anyway.

Re: Does Kroenke wear a wig?
Posted by: Jack_is_the_truth (IP Logged)
Date: 19 October, 2013 00:10

Y'all need a hobby



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Re: Does Kroenke wear a wig?
Posted by: Shane (IP Logged)
Date: 19 October, 2013 00:20

Quote:
Willy
Surely if there was a gender divide between wig/toupee users then wig is the more manly phrase.

Celine refers to his as "real hair" so I'm inclined to disagree that nor 'wig' or 'toupee' are apt terms for a man.

Re: Does Kroenke wear a wig?
Posted by: weedz (IP Logged)
Date: 19 October, 2013 05:38

(Sm100) He`s really a she. That`s why she wears the rug and the `Groucho` false-moe.

Flava told me. He was quite interested in Stan, until he found out that Stan was really Stacey. (Sm100)

Re: Does Kroenke wear a wig?
Posted by: Willy (IP Logged)
Date: 19 October, 2013 10:30

Stacey fell hard from the ugly tree

Re: Does Kroenke wear a wig?
Posted by: weedz (IP Logged)
Date: 19 October, 2013 22:29

(Sm6)Yip. She ain`t gonna make `playmate of the month` in my mag.

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