Celine Dion's Magical End of Season ARSENAL Survey


Times up?
By Celine Dion
May 27 2011

The magical Arsenal Times end of season ARSENAL SURVEY has returned, by popular demand (well, Flava kept nagging). I can still remember the fun I had last year sitting up till two in the morning trying to collate all your answers onto an excel spreadsheet. So it seemed only sensible to come back for more.  

Is it really a whole year since we stumbled from the steaming wreckage of a promising season -flushed down the toilet by Arsene Wenger and his ‘thrifty’ approach to top class football? ‘There’s always next season’ we said, in an effort to console each other. Well, this was the ‘next season’, and blow me down if it wasn’t almost exactly the same. So why not channel your disillusionment into something vaguely purposeful and assist me in compiling a painstaking ‘finger on the pulse’ survey of the delights, disappointments, hopes, fears, and downright furious anger of the twenty or so AKBs’, insomniacs, and drunks that make up this esteemed forum.

 

Take your time to analyse your responses to the questions below, then  Personal Message  them to Celine Dion and I will collate them into a set of results together with an amusing and witty write up. Closing date for your submissions is two weeks today. You don’t have to answer all questions but it would help, obviously.

 

Best way to respond is obviously to cut and paste the entire survey into your response then add the answers underneath. By all means encourage your friends to enter, and spread the word via popular social networking websites. Don’t do it too much though, or I will probably have to take time off work.

If you do not know how to send a personal message, click on my name and select the option 'send a personal message' from the resulting box. Paste your response into the message box. If you are having trouble getting it in order, paste the survey to a word doc. then paste back into the message box when you have finished.

Season 2010-2011

Arsenal top 3 goals of the season (best first)

1
2
3

Arsenal Player of the season


Arsenal Young player of the season (22 years or under)


Most disappointing player of the season

 




Best Goal against


Match of the season


Best Home atmosphere of the season



Away fans of the season


Away trip of the season (for those that go)


Assist of the season


Wengers’ biggest achievement of the season


Wengers biggest error of the season


Any more of Wengers big errors this season that you wish to list.

 


Non Arsenal section


Best non Arsenal achievement of the season


Best non Arsenal match of the season


Non Arsenal Player of the season


Young non Arsenal Player of the season

 


Most hated player of the season


Most hated manager of the season


Tw*t of the season


The Future


Player we least want to leave the club



Player we most want to leave the club (feel free to list as many as you like, each vote will count as one)


I think Wenger should go this summer

A) Yes
B) No

C) He should have left years ago

 

 

Top three players we would most like Arsenal to buy
(most wanted player first)

1
2
3

Spurs player we would most like to see in our team


Manager we would like to see at Arsenal if Wenger leaves


If I was stuck in a lift with Arsene Wenger for 5 minutes this is what I would say/do to him

 



The club


Biggest single thing Arsenal could do to improve atmosphere in the ground


Select which option best describes your view of the current board

a) They are committed to the success of the club and delivering a secure future for Arsenal, and are going the right way about doing it.

b) They set out with the right vision but have badly lost their way

c) ‘SPEND SOME F*CKING MONEY’


I would be in favour of an Abramovic style ‘sugar daddy’ purchasing the club and spending millions on players

a) Yes, I don’t care who owns us as long as it puts some cups on the table


b) Ooooh I just don’t know

 

c) No, I believe that the board are a benevolent organisation dedicated to making Arsenal the best team in the world via ‘correct’ financial methods.




Do you feel ticket prices on the whole are fair at the Emirates for the level of football/playing staff

a) Yes
b) No
c) F*CK OFF


It will only be acceptable for Arsenal to spend the following on transfers this summer

a) 0 to 10 million pound – they shouldn’t have to spend anything
b) 10 million to 25 million pound – time to dip our hands in our pockets
c) 25 million to 50 million – time to spend like the others
d) 50 million +, - time to go mad.

If every single player at Arsenal left/was sold and we had to start again, I would be

 

a)   Devastated

b)   Mildly concerned

c)   Quite pleased actually

 

 

What is your view of the term ‘AKB’

 


A bit about you



How long have you supported Arsenal


Country of residence


Favourite Arsenal player or all time


Favourite other team

 

Next year I plan to go to watch Arsenal

 

a)   MORE

b)   LESS

c)   THE SAME

d)   I NEVER GO IN THE FIRST PLACE


Tie Breaker  - In a full scale world war between fruit and vegetables which side would win and why?

 

 Second Tie Breaker – If the world was to end in twenty minutes I would....

 

PM to Celine or email to arsenaltimes@blueyonder.co.uk

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Celine Dion's Magical End of Season ARSENAL Survey
Posted by: Arsenal Times (IP Logged)
Date: 27/05/2011 21:34

What do you think? You can have your say by posting below.
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Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 2011:06:25:17:02:05 by Padre Pio.

Re: Celine Dion's Magical End of Season ARSENAL Survey
Posted by: Flava (IP Logged)
Date: 27/05/2011 21:38

Now it's here I'm actually too pi$$ed to do it (Sm151)

Perhaps I'll do one now and one tomorrow.

Re: Celine Dion's Magical End of Season ARSENAL Survey
Posted by: eduardo (IP Logged)
Date: 27/05/2011 21:41

can the list of questions be posted on another thread as the copy function on this thread is disabled

Re: Celine Dion's Magical End of Season ARSENAL Survey
Posted by: Padre Pio (IP Logged)
Date: 27/05/2011 21:49

Use Ctrl + C and then Ctrl + V

Right click is disabled by network on all features



- until Wenger moves on, they'll always be the also-rans in the major competitions. A club in elite purgatory. Always good enough to make it to the big race, never fast or smart enough to push over the finish line in first place. That's all about the manager. Until he changes, Arsenal fans will continue to celebrate glorious failure.

Re: Celine Dion's Magical End of Season ARSENAL Survey
Posted by: celine dion (IP Logged)
Date: 28/05/2011 14:07

thanks for the replies chaps, but we arent really getting the PM thing are we? kind of takes the element of surprise out of my written round up, if all the survey results are posted up here.

Re: Celine Dion's Magical End of Season ARSENAL Survey
Posted by: AJ The Gunner (IP Logged)
Date: 28/05/2011 15:03

yeah!!! the survey is out!!! will take my time & answer it.. i will be bruterly honest since i have 2 weeks to take my time.



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Re: Celine Dion's Magical End of Season ARSENAL Survey
Posted by: goonerluv (IP Logged)
Date: 28/05/2011 15:12

Sorry the goonerluv just overflowed, note to self, before engaging mouth read the question properly, will do better next time

Re: Celine Dion's Magical End of Season ARSENAL Survey
Posted by: celine dion (IP Logged)
Date: 28/05/2011 15:24

dont worry, everybody did the same thing last year as well.

Re: Celine Dion's Magical End of Season ARSENAL Survey
Posted by: Padre Pio (IP Logged)
Date: 28/05/2011 20:47

Ive deleted the surveys that were posted - it says PM them dont post on forum.
Alternatively you can email them to Arsenaltimes.com



- until Wenger moves on, they'll always be the also-rans in the major competitions. A club in elite purgatory. Always good enough to make it to the big race, never fast or smart enough to push over the finish line in first place. That's all about the manager. Until he changes, Arsenal fans will continue to celebrate glorious failure.

Re: Celine Dion's Magical End of Season ARSENAL Survey
Posted by: celine dion (IP Logged)
Date: 28/05/2011 21:11

have you still got the info PP? it would be a shame to lose it, and they may not want to re-type it?

Re: Celine Dion's Magical End of Season ARSENAL Survey
Posted by: Padre Pio (IP Logged)
Date: 28/05/2011 23:21

Afraid not



- until Wenger moves on, they'll always be the also-rans in the major competitions. A club in elite purgatory. Always good enough to make it to the big race, never fast or smart enough to push over the finish line in first place. That's all about the manager. Until he changes, Arsenal fans will continue to celebrate glorious failure.

Re: Celine Dion's Magical End of Season ARSENAL Survey
Posted by: Bergmars (IP Logged)
Date: 29/05/2011 19:10

I cannot get it to e mail its says the address cannot be found Padre.



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Re: Celine Dion's Magical End of Season ARSENAL Survey
Posted by: celine dion (IP Logged)
Date: 29/05/2011 19:35

PM me and I will give you another email address.

the response so far has not been great, come on chaps, dont let this be a failure. ive spent at least 25 minutes on it.

Re: Celine Dion's Magical End of Season ARSENAL Survey
Posted by: Padre Pio (IP Logged)
Date: 29/05/2011 23:19

Sorry thats webiste address I meant Arsenaltimes@blueyonder.co.uk



- until Wenger moves on, they'll always be the also-rans in the major competitions. A club in elite purgatory. Always good enough to make it to the big race, never fast or smart enough to push over the finish line in first place. That's all about the manager. Until he changes, Arsenal fans will continue to celebrate glorious failure.



Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 2011:05:31:09:58:16 by Padre Pio.

Re: Celine Dion's Magical End of Season ARSENAL Survey
Posted by: Gööfle11 (IP Logged)
Date: 03/06/2011 21:42

Done. Sent a PM.



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Re: Celine Dion's Magical End of Season ARSENAL Survey
Posted by: Lewis_198four (IP Logged)
Date: 09/06/2011 18:43

(Sm105)



AFC
RULE!



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Re: Celine Dion's Magical End of Season ARSENAL Survey
Posted by: Lewis_198four (IP Logged)
Date: 09/06/2011 18:44

woops



AFC
RULE!

Re: Celine Dion's Magical End of Season ARSENAL Survey
Posted by: Thetruthisback (IP Logged)
Date: 10/06/2011 00:12

Sent a pm. Best to write the answers on microsoft word, save, then paste to pm: no worries if the fu,cker doesn't send then, as one has a saved copy.

Re: Celine Dion's Magical End of Season ARSENAL Survey
Posted by: Cashelgunner (IP Logged)
Date: 11/06/2011 23:38

Hope it worked cause can't be a*sed doing it again

Re: Celine Dion's Magical End of Season ARSENAL Survey
Posted by: celine dion (IP Logged)
Date: 13/06/2011 17:28

right, surveys in. got quite a good return in the end. Will start to collate results to get something out within a week or so.

thanks to everyone who took part.

Re: Celine Dion's Magical End of Season ARSENAL Survey
Posted by: Flava (IP Logged)
Date: 13/06/2011 17:39

Well done mate and no prompting from yourself.

Re: Celine Dion's Magical End of Season ARSENAL Survey
Posted by: Gööfle11 (IP Logged)
Date: 13/06/2011 18:34

Nice to see the survey is actually going to happen. Sleepless nights worrying about it.



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Re: Celine Dion's Magical End of Season ARSENAL Survey
Posted by: celine dion (IP Logged)
Date: 13/06/2011 18:43

Imagine what it's like for me Tom. I've been doing two bottles of whisky a night staring at my pm account praying to god that the entries get to ten.

Re: Celine Dion's Magical End of Season ARSENAL Survey
Posted by: Gööfle11 (IP Logged)
Date: 13/06/2011 18:49

Quality, not quantity mate...



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Re: Celine Dion's Magical End of Season ARSENAL Survey
Posted by: Padre Pio (IP Logged)
Date: 13/06/2011 21:18

For once i find myself agreeing with Tom.
i leave 99% of questionaires unanswered.



- until Wenger moves on, they'll always be the also-rans in the major competitions. A club in elite purgatory. Always good enough to make it to the big race, never fast or smart enough to push over the finish line in first place. That's all about the manager. Until he changes, Arsenal fans will continue to celebrate glorious failure.

Re: Celine Dion's Magical End of Season ARSENAL Survey
Posted by: wildermorph (IP Logged)
Date: 15/06/2011 22:05

i think i did one. I attempted to send it anyway

Re: Celine Dion's Magical End of Season ARSENAL Survey
Posted by: Padre Pio (IP Logged)
Date: 15/06/2011 22:15

didnt I pass it on for you?



- until Wenger moves on, they'll always be the also-rans in the major competitions. A club in elite purgatory. Always good enough to make it to the big race, never fast or smart enough to push over the finish line in first place. That's all about the manager. Until he changes, Arsenal fans will continue to celebrate glorious failure.

Re: Celine Dion's Magical End of Season ARSENAL Survey
Posted by: wildermorph (IP Logged)
Date: 17/06/2011 23:08

you and Celine did... i fille dit out but don't know if it sent or not. It took f****** ages so won't be doing it again, my heart was in it alas. pist.

Re: Celine Dion's Magical End of Season ARSENAL Survey
Posted by: celine dion (IP Logged)
Date: 17/06/2011 23:16

its nice to have the view of someone whose mind is properly f*cked up by rat poison. Mr Wildermorph, I salute you, i have your entry, calm your pants, I am half way through marking the results.

Re: Celine Dion's Magical End of Season ARSENAL Survey
Posted by: Gööfle11 (IP Logged)
Date: 18/06/2011 04:47

You ok morph? Check ya pulse.



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Re: Celine Dion's Magical End of Season ARSENAL Survey
Posted by: Padre Pio (IP Logged)
Date: 18/06/2011 08:04

Can he have a resit if he fails?



- until Wenger moves on, they'll always be the also-rans in the major competitions. A club in elite purgatory. Always good enough to make it to the big race, never fast or smart enough to push over the finish line in first place. That's all about the manager. Until he changes, Arsenal fans will continue to celebrate glorious failure.

Re: Celine Dion's Magical End of Season ARSENAL Survey
Posted by: Gööfle11 (IP Logged)
Date: 18/06/2011 09:49

Can I be your "I" Wildermorph?



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