Wenger's Arsenal Reacts: "Hello Fritz We Surrender"
By Our war correspondent
October 25 2012
As Wenger’s Arsenal ran up the white flag and the German’s deadly accurate artillery found its target for the second time, his trusty second in command Stevie Bould was unable to stop a mass desertion from the battlefield.
The German Commandant manager shouted in triumph, “For you Tommy the War is over”. The Britishers fled the trenches terraces escaping in a convoy of small boats busses and trains, meanwhile the German troops fans sang ribald songs calling into doubt the virtue of Wenger’s mother. Even a last minute throwing on of the Wenger Youth Movement failed to halt the rout.
As I left the battlefield small groups of survivors masochists stood watching the newsreel highlights of their bloody and decisive defeat. It can only be hoped that the survivors will be able to regroup and put up a better fight against Queens Park Rangers.
The troops were even more demoralised as the leader had promised a return to former glory against the Germans. However at tomorrow’s rally it will be reported that all is well in the Fatherland at the Arsenal and the Thousand Year Reich Fifa Fair Play rules will be established and Wenger’s minister of propaganda CEO Herr Gazidis will announce that Arsenal can really win the war Premiership.
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Santos was a real liability, and why Jenkinson was substituted is a mystery and led directly to the 2nd goal. Last night made you realise how much we miss RvP, Jack and Theo.
No goals in two games - no spirit - no urgency - no leadership. Grim.