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Re: Covid 19 company loss
Posted by: Matt34 (IP Logged)
Date: 08 April, 2020 20:57

A syrup producer said they were trying to grease the wheels of industry, but standards had slipped.

A clock and watch maker has admitted times are hard.

The chairman of Interbrew tried to force staff to take a paycut, but was greeted with a round of boos.

A devil worshipper has been fired for holding a seyonce in the staff room. He told his manager to go to hell.

A fireman has had to take a second job to make a comfortable living, but has been accused of having money to burn.

A rope manufacturer is struggling to make ends meet.

A pleasure lube producer has gone bust because of inadequate projections.

A wax producer has been trying so hard to make money, he's been burning the candle at both ends.

A mathmatician has tried to start a new business, but his bank manager told him the numbers don't add up.

A woman wanted to have a stationary company, but failed to draw up sensible plans.

A cockney geezer has acquired a run down old zoo and it only cost him a monkey.

A woman has attemped to start a haemorrhoid treatment centre with piles of cash.

A funeral directors has said it is now living beyond its means, but is hoping fresh investment will breathe new life into the company.

A gherkin producer has admitted it's in a pickle.

A face cream producer is currently in a spot of bother.

A cake producer has folded in the current climate.

The head of the Youngs Seafood company has said recent media coverage feels a bit fishy and it's made them a bit crabby.

A bird sanctuary has stayed open to the public putting public health at risk, critics have accused the sanctuary owners of trying to duck the issue.

An ice cream producer tried to furlough staff and got a frosty reception.



Then I ate his Liver.......... with some baked beans and a can of coke.

Re: Covid 19 company loss
Posted by: TwelfthofMay-ResurrectionDay (IP Logged)
Date: 09 April, 2020 09:41

Professional whistler's career up the Swanee

Trainer manufacturers managing on a shoestring

Weight Watchers having to tighten their belts

Poundland forced to look after the pennies

Re: Covid 19 company loss
Posted by: Loyden1 (IP Logged)
Date: 15 April, 2020 14:46

The local ice cream mans business gone .hes covered himself with nuts and rasberry sauce and topped himself

Re: Covid 19 company loss
Posted by: hong kong rover (IP Logged)
Date: 16 April, 2020 04:27

My local Kayaking and Canoeing club are up the creek without a paddle!..

Re: Covid 19 company loss
Posted by: hong kong rover (IP Logged)
Date: 16 April, 2020 04:38

The National Centre of Seismology are laying off a lot of their staff, they are very much on shaky ground.

Re: Covid 19 company loss
Posted by: Matt34 (IP Logged)
Date: 16 April, 2020 21:08

A proctologist closed his private practice when he fell out with his business partner, he knew the business had hit the skids when the cracks started to show.



Then I ate his Liver.......... with some baked beans and a can of coke.

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