Speculation, Gossip and Conjecture

RA is reported to be in Argentina on a massive shopping spree including houses, investment in a new railway line and of course players. RA is interested in Boca Juniors Carlos Tevez and River Plate's Maximiliano Lopez 20 and 21 respectively.

RA's yacht Le Grande Bleu is moored in Buernos Aires harbour, its so big the yacht has to be tied with the big big passenger liners. The yacht is only a mere 355ft long, with capacity to carry a further two smaller yachts and a helicopter and has working crew of 65.

Talking about Le Grande Bleu. RA has reportedly told the players that he will give a free cruise on it to the best player of the year. Paulo Ferreira is said to want it as he has already been on board and took quite a fancy to a life at sea. Know what you gotta do then Paulo LOL.

Another player that JM has got his eye on (allegedly) is Portugal's Under-18 midfielder Nuno Coelho. Coelho is highly rated and plays in the Portuguese Second Division for a club called Sporting Covilha.

With a grin as wide as a Cheshire cat, seeing Chelsea at the top of league today, five points clear and knowing that we there for another week and although Liverpool haven't got any strikers, 'The Arse' have got to play catch up with us, and it won't be easy. Its just great that The Arse have got to play catch up with us. Can't wait for 12th December.

But before that Chelsea have to deal with the likes of Foolham in the Carling Cup, Noocastle in the League, then Porto in the final CL group game.