Caption Competition May - Number 1
By Deadly Submarine
May 7 2008
Once again it's time for a new Caption Competition which will run for the next fortnight and allows you the opportunity to submit captions for the Photogrpah that we have selected below. The prize for the winner is simply the glory and satisfaction of having had a better Caption than everyone else.
Caption Competition for May – Number 1
The time has come once again for our latest Caption Competition which as before will be open to entries for the next two weeks.
In that period of time, we want you to come up with as many Caption entries as you can for the following Picture and the winner will be announced prior to the launch of our next Caption Competition.
This week's picture puts us back on a Tranmere theme with a photo from last week's Player of the Season Dinner.....
So what might Lorraine or Ronnie be saying to the Fans or what might the Fans be saying back to them?
You can enter the competition either on the Message Board by replying to the associated thread, by Private Message to Deadly Submarine or Mikey B on the Forum or by e-mailing info@total-tranmere.co.uk
Good Luck!
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Caption Competition May - Number 1
Posted by: Total Tranmere (IP Logged)
Date: 07/05/2008 08:01
Caption Competition May - Number 1
Re: Caption Competition May - Number 1
Posted by: TT Admin (IP Logged)
Date: 07/05/2008 08:04
Bloke in White Shirt (with Arm out): "This Man here will play for you Ronnie - he Wants a 2-year deal at £4k per week!"
Re: Caption Competition May - Number 1
Posted by: Matthew the rover (IP Logged)
Date: 07/05/2008 09:01
"Look, I haven't been scratching my @#$%&, just shake my hand!"
Re: Caption Competition May - Number 1
Posted by: super_white_army (IP Logged)
Date: 07/05/2008 09:44
"Here we have a nice black cardigan by Dolce and Gabbana, accompannied by a grey shirt by Armani and a moustache by The Funny Farm."
**Who is the man I we have refferred to? Who have I offended?**
**Who is the man I we have refferred to? Who have I offended?**
Re: Caption Competition May - Number 1
Posted by: Matthew the rover (IP Logged)
Date: 07/05/2008 11:17
Man with arm outstretched: "Go on Lorraine, show me the envolope"
Re: Caption Competition May - Number 1
Posted by: Banana Army (IP Logged)
Date: 07/05/2008 11:50
Ronnies Ventriliquism act wasn't going to well, so he enlisted the help of a camera shy stripper.
Fan, to Lorraine: "Look just take them off. I'll keep my hand here and know one will see your......woo-hoo"
Fan, to Lorraine: "Look just take them off. I'll keep my hand here and know one will see your......woo-hoo"
Re: Caption Competition May - Number 1
Posted by: Banana Army (IP Logged)
Date: 07/05/2008 12:02
Ora rather more blunt one....
Man with out stretched Hand... "And this is John, he's a civil engineer...blah...blah...blah...."
Ronnie, with a glazed over expression after doing a couple of lines in the cubical with Lorraine "I couldn't give a flying foook"
Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 2008:05:07:12:03:53 by Banana Army.
Man with out stretched Hand... "And this is John, he's a civil engineer...blah...blah...blah...."
Ronnie, with a glazed over expression after doing a couple of lines in the cubical with Lorraine "I couldn't give a flying foook"
Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 2008:05:07:12:03:53 by Banana Army.
Re: Caption Competition May - Number 1
Posted by: The Tranmere Troll (IP Logged)
Date: 07/05/2008 13:09
ronnie- "fancy a bum?"
Re: Caption Competition May - Number 1
Posted by: Tranmere_4eva (IP Logged)
Date: 07/05/2008 16:50
Fan: Our Ronnie nice to see you.
Ronnie: Put me pint down, more chance of us winning away
Ronnie: Put me pint down, more chance of us winning away
Re: Caption Competition May - Number 1
Posted by: MARK-TRFC (IP Logged)
Date: 07/05/2008 17:12
White shirt man "please to finally get to take to you ronnie"
Lorraine- "don't get too friendly"
Lorraine- "don't get too friendly"
Re: Caption Competition May - Number 1
Posted by: SWA (IP Logged)
Date: 07/05/2008 18:12
Rogers (On Ronnie): I knew we shoudn't have let him out of the institution tonight....
Re: Caption Competition May - Number 1
Posted by: TRFC124 (IP Logged)
Date: 07/05/2008 18:15
Guy with outstreched hand: This Ronnie is your succesor
Rogers: Your not Brian!!!!
Rogers: Your not Brian!!!!
Re: Caption Competition May - Number 1
Posted by: St Pauli (IP Logged)
Date: 08/05/2008 13:20
Man in white shirt, "Why don't you sit down Ronnie ?"
Ronnie, " The chair i was going to use is broken. I borrowed a suitable replacement, but have put it on the other side of the hall where it is less effective. I have a brand new chair, but i don't feel it's ready to be used in such an event..so i may use a coffee table instead. Don't get too comfy though, as i may take away the chairs that are doing a good job and bring in a bookcase 10 mins before the end !!"
Couldn't resist, i know i'll get loads of abuse but hey that's comedy...........
Tranmere till i die....
Ronnie, " The chair i was going to use is broken. I borrowed a suitable replacement, but have put it on the other side of the hall where it is less effective. I have a brand new chair, but i don't feel it's ready to be used in such an event..so i may use a coffee table instead. Don't get too comfy though, as i may take away the chairs that are doing a good job and bring in a bookcase 10 mins before the end !!"
Couldn't resist, i know i'll get loads of abuse but hey that's comedy...........
Tranmere till i die....
Re: Caption Competition May - Number 1
Posted by: TT Admin (IP Logged)
Date: 08/05/2008 13:28
Brilliant St Pauli!
I would use a Smiley if they worked on this thread!
My Dad is actually in the background on this picture but I was in the toilet at the time!
Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 2008:05:08:13:30:11 by Deadly Submarine.
I would use a Smiley if they worked on this thread!
My Dad is actually in the background on this picture but I was in the toilet at the time!
Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 2008:05:08:13:30:11 by Deadly Submarine.
Re: Caption Competition May - Number 1
Posted by: The Tranmere Troll (IP Logged)
Date: 08/05/2008 13:56
O I sub, having a sly one eh 
Re: Caption Competition May - Number 1
Posted by: Matthew the rover (IP Logged)
Date: 08/05/2008 14:08
Wacking one off whilst thinking about Lorraine I hear
Re: Caption Competition May - Number 1
Posted by: ad91 (IP Logged)
Date: 08/05/2008 17:24
man with hand out:
''smell your daughter!!''
Edited 3 time(s). Last edit at 2008:05:08:17:30:08 by adam91.
''smell your daughter!!''
Edited 3 time(s). Last edit at 2008:05:08:17:30:08 by adam91.
Re: Caption Competition May - Number 1
Posted by: super_white_army (IP Logged)
Date: 08/05/2008 17:54
Or just having a p155 Matthew.
Re: Caption Competition May - Number 1
Posted by: ad91 (IP Logged)
Date: 08/05/2008 18:02
quality comment
Re: Caption Competition May - Number 1
Posted by: St Pauli (IP Logged)
Date: 09/05/2008 07:49
" For the last time, 2 Lagers, 1 Guiness, 1 Bottle of Red and two Alcopops for the kids!! "
Re: Caption Competition May - Number 1
Posted by: St Pauli (IP Logged)
Date: 09/05/2008 07:52
The spreading of ashes on the pitch is just too common these days, so Uncle Ernie wanted to be stuffed and placed in his favourite chair in the function suite at Prenton Park.
Tranmere till i die....
Tranmere till i die....
Re: Caption Competition May - Number 1
Posted by: St Pauli (IP Logged)
Date: 09/05/2008 07:55
"If you're going to use the toilets over that side, i'd give it 5 mins, Sub's just been for a dump..!!"
Tranmere till i die....
Tranmere till i die....
Re: Caption Competition May - Number 1
Posted by: Dave Brilley (IP Logged)
Date: 10/05/2008 15:02
St Pauli two of your comments have been class!
Re: Caption Competition May - Number 1
Posted by: TT Admin (IP Logged)
Date: 10/05/2008 15:04
At least two have!
Re: Caption Competition May - Number 1
Posted by: Dave Brilley (IP Logged)
Date: 10/05/2008 15:34
The one about Ronnie's tactics i find funny even though I disagree with It and the one about you going for a dump Mike!
Re: Caption Competition May - Number 1
Posted by: TRFCno1 (IP Logged)
Date: 10/05/2008 22:53
Guy with outstreched hand: We have had him stuffed but i'm sure he's a more effective left winger than Sherriff.
Re: Caption Competition May - Number 1
Posted by: St Pauli (IP Logged)
Date: 12/05/2008 13:25
Thank-you gentlemen, i'll be here all week.......
Tranmere till i die....
Tranmere till i die....
Re: Caption Competition May - Number 1
Posted by: Matthew the rover (IP Logged)
Date: 12/05/2008 15:15
Man with out stretched hand: "Tenner says the person behind me is a man Ronnie!"
Re: Caption Competition May - Number 1
Posted by: StephenTRFC (IP Logged)
Date: 13/05/2008 23:26
Ronnie: I wouldn't open that envolope if i were you Lorraine, it'd be like opening Pandoras Box!
Re: Caption Competition May - Number 1
Posted by: super_white_army (IP Logged)
Date: 13/05/2008 23:37
Lorraine walks around the whoe room trying to give Ronnie his P45, but he just carries on in denile, completely oblivious to her.
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