OBI's Alternative View On November...
By Matthew Jones
December 10 2004
Having posted nearly 20,000 more messages on the forum than any other user, 0ne Eyed Burglar gives us his 'alternative view' on the month of November. What can I say... just take a read!
Author: 0ne Eyed Burglar
Date: 10-12-04 12:02
November
It was November the 1st and I was like rah only 55 days til christmas 
Anyway there was a game on the 4th and we like won 2-0 or something in the cup thing in Europe like.
Then we got beat off Fulham and they're like rubbish, everyone should be sacked and not allowed into Noocarsil ever again like.
Then Chelsea beat us in the league cup thing, but im like not too bothered about that one or something.
Then Man Ure beat us at home and Shrek scored. Why we tried to sign him instead of defenders Ill never know. I asked on the message board like 50 times or something and people kept on asking if I knew what was going on and there were lots of headbanging smilies and stuff. I was like, "hellllooooo" I havent got ma and da tattoed on my eyelids for nowt
Then we beat Crystal Palace 2-0 and Kluivert scored a wonder goal and was like the best thing in the Premier League or something and our much maligned defence was like wonderful and we didnt need to sign anyone anymore, I was like "Way"
We then won 4-0 in Sochaux and Ameobi scored and set up one and he like should be in the team before Kluivert and our defence was excellent again, I told you we never needed to buy anyone. Lee Bowyer also scored in this game and his work rate was brilliant, he's been an angel and people should give the lad a break.
We drew with Everton 1-1 and missed a host of chances, I told you Shola should have played and not Kluivert didnt I? I was like rah why is Kluivert playing ahead of Shola?
We played Chelsea at the start of Decemeber but as I know you all wait for my column Ill add my thought on that.
We were good for the first 60 mins, then Bramble was absolute rubbish and we got beaten 4-0. Kluivert played again and I was like "woah" he like rubbish, play Shola.
Oh and it seems Kluiverts contract is only for 12 months, it should only have been for 12 days coz he is rubbish and should be sacked or something.
If anybody reads this, e mail me your thoughts, but dont question my thoughts or I will throw my toys out the pram.
For those of you who read Mark Deeks' columns, his November piece will arrive shortly.