Cesc Fabregas Is Very Welcome

Although there will only ever be one Frank Lampard junior, we do hope that a good replacement can be found for the considerable void that Lamps has vacated. There are strong rumours that Cesc Fabregas is on the cusp of joining a proper London club!

I personally will forgive him for some of his anti-Chelsea remarks from yesteryear because let’s face it, if he is anything like the player that graced norf London, then it would be beautiful to rub Arse-nil’s noses in it and watch CF play for CFC and excel in west London, rather like his old team-mate, Ashley Cole.

Come on Cesc. Jump on board. You’ve more chance of winning the Champions League at Chelsea than at Liverpool, Manchester City, or Manchester United combined.