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Man City 5-3 Chelsea: Ultimate Respect from City

17yr old Reuben Loftus-Cheek received the ultimate respect from Man City late on Saturday night in New York as he was cynically kicked out the game by Messrs Toure, Kompany and Barry. A groin injury forced the youngster off before half-time after he gave City’s international midfield the complete runaround.
Chelsea 3-4 Man City: Fatty Shuffles Wrong Pack

In the first of the two ‘waste of time’ post-season money spinning American friendlies in the impressive Busch Stadium of St Louis, home of MLB St Louis Cardinals, Chelsea contrived to snatch defeat from the jaws of victory, conceding four goals in the final twenty nine minutes in the early hours of Friday morning, UK time.
Jose to Leave Real Madrid

In the last few minutes Real Madrid’s President Florentino Perez announced that Jose Mourinho will be leaving Real Madrid at the end of the season.
Chelsea 2-1 Everton: 23 Travel to America

A squad of 23 flew out of London this afternoon to America for the ‘promotional’ double-header against Man City in St Louis and New York. Money-spinner you mean?! Waste of time and this after a season lasting sixty-nine games… 69!!!! The owner and the board seriously couldn’t organise a p**s-up in a brewery.
Everton Preview: Last Day - Finally!!

Finally at last The Fat One is leaving. At a few minutes to six this evening the Fat One can pick up his hat and coat, board the bus from the Fulham Road and ride off into the sunset (via America). November seems a fair distance away now since The Fat One took over the job – the job he once said ‘He would never take,’ and now finally, the ‘hardcore’ can celebrate The Fat One’s departure and then sit back and wait for confirmation of ‘The Special One’s return.
Benfica 1-2 Chelsea: Super Frank Signs New Deal

Fresh from leading Chelsea to a historic victory in the Europa League final in Amsterdam last night – yep – historic – Cup Winners Cup Winners, Champions League winners, Europa League winners and not forgetting UEFA Super Cup winners, Chelsea announced this afternoon that Super 203 Goal Frankie Lampard has signed a one year extension on his contact that will keep him at Chelsea until the Summer 2014.
FA Youth Cup Final 2nd Leg v Norwich City LIVE from 7.45pm

After conceding a last second, last kick of the game penalty at Carrow Road two weeks ago, Chelsea have it all to do in their quest to retain the FA Youth Cup at Stamford Bridge later on this evening. THERE WILL BE LIVE UPDATES ON THE MESSAGE BOARD BELOW and TEAM NEWS WILL BE PUBLISHED AS SOON AS IT BECOMES AVAILABLE.
Aston Villa 1-2 Chelsea: 'Super 203 Goal Frankie Lampard'

A wonderful acheivement reached and breached at Villa Park yesterday as ‘Super 203 goal Frankie Lampard’ scored two second-half goals to equal and break Bobby Tambling’s long standing all-time goalscoring record. Not too shabby for a fat footballing midfielder signed from West Ham twelve years ago.
Aston Villa Preview: Will It Be Done Today?

Chelsea travel to Villa Park at lunchtime looking for the win that will secure Champions League football next season. Villa will be looking to secure their Premier League status albeit with a point or two . They are currently on 40 points, five points clear of the relegation trap door then they travel to Wigan next Sunday in the final game of the season.
Chelsea 2-2 Spurs: Says It All Really!

In ten days time Fatty will ‘interim’ us no longer. Get your coat and your hat and get out of the Cobham door via America. Sunday 19th May will be a day of ‘celebration’ knowing that fatty will ‘lead us’ no more. He is not us he is he – ex-Liverpool, a Chelsea hater ‘I will never take the Chelsea job.’ plastics flags, fans. I really don’t need to remind you.